you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Bring me that man meat
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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