This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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