Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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