Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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