There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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