is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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