Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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