i barfeds in our rink
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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