so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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