He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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