FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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