Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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