i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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