yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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