david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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