i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
