We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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