Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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