gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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