I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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