so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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