I wanna bring you to show and tell
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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