Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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