covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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