im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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