I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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