May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Randomize
