You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
You pole danced in your parka.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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