Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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