My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Just high enough for therapy.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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