So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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