I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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