he wants to bone in the snuggie
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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