no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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