week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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