Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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