You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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