there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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