no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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