Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Jerry, you need to find god
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Randomize
