Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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