420 ftw
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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