On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
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