this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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