So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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