Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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