Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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