We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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