You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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