think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
where does the pee come out of this thing
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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